SAMAN!!

i just got back from my friend's birthday party at Concorde Hotel. I went there with my friend's car, lepas habes celebrate birthday masing2 buat haluan sendiri balik..BUT my friend, Sakinah yg Cuantix, menggedik menyuruh aku drive kete die wat balik..so I was like OK je la.

Then, i drove with Anis as my co-driver..masa before masuk roundabout tu , i saw satu kereta polis, and suddenly teringat yg i haven't renewed my license since June last year...huuu, then, i talked with Anis about the license and the possibility if ade roadblock tonight....THEN right after we talked about it..memang btul2 ade polis nga wat roadblock!!!...i panicked and pusing stereng ke kiri and ke kanan masuk line balik..urghhhhhhh!! masa tu panik Allah saje yg tau...i was like SPEECHLESS, Anis n me duk sibuk baca ayat2 pelindung...THEN smpai giliran kereta kitorang (kete Kinah sbnarnye)..kami senyum kambingggggg

"haa, bak lesen ngn IC? pegi park kat sebelah van tu"

i parked next to the van before the MyVi
i gave him the IC...

"mana lesen?"

i searched for it...xde! (my mindset ckp xde2..so that i bole stay in character yg i don't bring the license in which sebenarnye i have it tp xrenew lg) so i better blakon license xbwk drpd tunjuk lesen tp da expired...huhu

"saya bagi awk ms 10 minit utk cr lesen tu"

SEPULUH MINIT KEMUDIAN...(i think less then 10 mins)

"saya da give up...saya mmg xjumpa lesen saya, sbb hari tu saya ade keluarkan lesen dr dompet sebab nk renew (a lie)..pastu maybe lupa nk msukkan balik"

"kalo camtu kami saman la ko..ni student ke kerja ni?"

"student..kt intec 17"

"lesen P lagi?"

"tak, da lama da tukar"

"laaaa..asal ko xngelat ckp ko baru lesen P. xpe kami akn cek skrang jgak guna number IC ni, samada ko ade lesen ke x"

dengan confidentnyee "haa, ok..saya ade lesen..mmg betul saya ade lesen, saya xtipu cik" (padahal dalam hati xnk bagi cek sbb takut kantoi lesen x renew)

"Bos saman la ni kan?"

"waaaa...jangan, kami student lagi"

"da ko gagal pamerkan lesen, tong-tong r ngn tuan punye kete n kawan ko ni (anis). sebelum sy tulis lam buku saman ni, haa ko ckp la ngn chief tu dulu"

chief, muke die ketat gileeeeeeee...."HAA, KO NAK SENANG KE NAK SUSAH?"

"urmmm seeeeenangg??" i said..ngn muke kesian

"nak senang??..balik skang jgak, dah blah skg jgak~"

kami terkedu tergamam..speechless..me and anis " umm, time kasih byk2 selamat malam assalamualaikum bye"...serentak

chief "dah2 balik skg jgak! len kali ko jgn nk wat camni lagi!"

huuu baeklah encik chief polis...saya mengaku kesalahan saya xrenew lesen..sy akan renew isnin ni jgak!!!! ye!!

p/s tapi kire berbakat la blakon lesen xbwk...sbnrnye ade je blakng kad touchNgo..huk3